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No Place Like Home

My children come from a broken home.

Literally.

Our home is broken. 

The microwave doesn’t micro any waves.  The glass stovetop is held together with duct tape.  The washing machine sounds like a freight train, and it costs less to buy a new one than it would to repair this poor thing that has lived such a hard life.

All but one of us uses the guest bathroom to shower because the master bath is almost exactly the same as it was in 1964, except no longer new and shiny.  Try old and nasty.  We did change the toilet to a Toto many years ago, since the company’s claim it could flush a golf ball erroneously made us think it could handle this family’s output.  Toto toilets have different insides than the standard chain and valve toilet.  There is some sort of plastic tube shaped gadget that is responsible for the flushing.  Something is wrong with ours because when you flush it, it sounds like a fog horn, and is just about as loud.  Or maybe it’s just howling in distress.

Six people using the tiny guest bath with poor ventilation has led to the entire bathroom rusting.  The faucet handles are rusted and can’t be removed without breaking the porcelain.  Same for the pipes that lead from the wall to the pedestal sink.  All around the edges of the medicine cabinet mirror is, you guessed it, rust.  The bathroom window is cockeyed and the seal broken between the double panes, so there is something funky living in that space between.  However, it is very easy to open if you forget your keys and need to break in.  I can attest to that personally. 

There are two pocket doors in the house but the tracks to both were broken years ago by boys roughhousing.  Since fixing them means cutting into the sheetrock to replace the tracks, the doors remain stuck forever between the walls.

I don’t have enough chairs to seat people at the kitchen table even if the table were available for seating.  The matching wooden chairs broke one by one over the years, and then most of the folding chairs.  In the living room, our lovely sofa made it through three cats until Toby came along and shredded it to pieces.  I keep covering the shred with a throw blanket, and the should-be-grown kids keep pulling it down to use as a lap blanket, and never replace it.  The matching chair started to fray at the arms and someone who refuses to confess picked at it until all the stuffing is exposed.

In the family room, the sliding glass door has no handle.  There’s a finger sized whole where the handle should be that works great for opening and closing, unless you have sausage fingers.  Then you have a problem.  The lock is a 2×4 cut to just the right length to fit behind the closed glass pane.

The box spring on my bed has also been shredded to pieces by my fat cat, and the mattress has a Jerry-sized valley on one side.  I cuddle up to my husband at night but then I roll downhill into his valley and can’t get out.  It’s safer to stay on my side. 

The decay has spread from major installed appliances to small appliances.  I took out our blender when preparing desserts a couple of days before Thanksgiving, and it was broken.  I bought a new one at Best Buy, but the motor burned up as soon as I plugged it in.  And it didn’t even blend first.  Thanksgiving morning, our trusty coffee maker wouldn’t make any coffee.  The green light came on but the machine moved no water.  I ended up boiling water and pouring it slowly through the filter. 

We had so many plans for this fixer of a house when we bought it almost 20 years ago.  We fixed some things right away, but those things now need to be fixed again.  Five kids and years of crisis after crisis have taken their toll on the house and on our finances (not to mention our psyches, but that’s another story).  No repairs are in sight.

My kids don’t care; they have friends over with no shame.  But me?  If you come to my door, I’m going to block your entry.  We can chat on the porch.

I know it’s all surface nonsense.  The roof is sound, thanks to my dad paying for a new one once we could see daylight when we looked up in the attic.  The walls are solid and the doors all close (well, except the pocket doors).   

This house has raised three kids which became five, seen the birth of a child, four high school graduations (fifth pending, he’s a senior), been home to many beloved pets, and witnessed untold laughter, tears, celebrations and arguments. 

It’s been a home.  And really, what more could I ask?

The Wall

It’s hard not to want things.  It’s human nature.  Sometimes we want things we need, or think we need, and sometimes we want things just because we want them.  Most of us here in the United States are better off than so many others in poorer parts of the world.  I try to remind myself of that, and to not place too much importance on anything I don’t have.  But sometimes knowing you have all you need is not enough.  You have to feel it.

When my daughter Julia was two and a half, and I was pregnant with our first son, we lived in a tiny condominium.   There were technically two bedrooms in the 880 square foot dwelling, but the second bedroom was more like an exaggerated closet.  There were three humans and three cats sharing the space, and I wanted a house.  I needed a house.  I deserved a house.

Never mind that our little condo was in a nice neighborhood, and within walking distance of the BART train that took my husband to his job.   There was no yard.  Sure, there was a park across the street, but it was a very busy street, and I had a toddler!  There was only one bathroom.  Our daughter was potty trained, and there was some competition for toilet time.  The kitchen was too small for more than one person at a time, and the dining area not nearly large enough to seat all our family for holidays and birthdays.   And storage space, well, let it suffice to say that we had to use the trunk of the car for things most people would put in a utility closet.

In the San Francisco Bay Area where we live, home prices are astronomical.  Our little condominium was worth more than two hundred thousand dollars.   We needed more than twice that to buy even a modest older home, and we just couldn’t afford the mortgage. My parents lived close by in the same home I grew up in.  I would drive through my old neighborhood, and see new families in the houses that used to be occupied by my young friends.  The schools near my childhood residence are the most sought after in the area, and the homes, though old, sell for premium prices. “How can these young families afford to live in a nice established neighborhood like this?” I would agonize.   

Back in our own cramped quarters, we had a routine, my little girl and I.  After bath time, I would snuggle up with her in her tiny toddler bed, and we said our prayers.  “God Bless Mommy and Daddy, Papa and Grandma, Gammy, Niki, Lisa, Papa and Grandma Carolina, Cindi, Danny, and Emily.”  Then I would ask Julia what she would like to thank Jesus for today.   She loved this part.  She would look around her room, and pick a stuffed animal, her shoes, a doll, whatever seemed special at the moment.  Sometimes she would put her little arms around me, and say “Thank you for my Mommy and Daddy!”

But on one particular evening, nothing seemed to be special enough.  I made some suggestions, but she shook her head.   “No, not that.”  She looked around her small cluttered room, and then smiled as inspiration struck her.  She put her dimpled little hand on the wall next to her bed, and said proudly “Thank you for my wall!”  She patted the wall soundly, “Amen!” 

“Amen,” I repeated.

Snuggling close, I curled my legs up, and held my child as she drifted off to sleep.  Leave it to a child, I thought, to put everything back into perspective.  The wall separated her warm cozy bed from the dark night.  It kept strangers out, and those she loved in.  Everything she loved, everything she needed, was on her side of the wall.  Nothing else mattered.  Why didn’t I see that before?  “Forgive me, Lord,” I thought.  “And thank you for my wall.”

The Wall

It’s hard not to want things.  It’s human nature.  Sometimes we want things we need, or think we need, and sometimes we want things just because we want them.  Most of us here in the United States are better off than so many others in poorer parts of the world.  I try to remind myself of that, and to not place too much importance on anything I don’t have.  But sometimes knowing you have all you need is not enough.  You have to feel it.

When my daughter Julia was two and a half, and I was pregnant with our first son, we lived in a tiny condominium.   There were technically two bedrooms in the 880 square foot dwelling, but the second bedroom was more like an exaggerated closet.  There were three humans and three cats sharing the space, and I wanted a house.  I needed a house.  I deserved a house.

Never mind that our little condo was in a nice neighborhood, and within walking distance of the BART train that took my husband to his job.   There was no yard.  Sure, there was a park across the street, but it was a very busy street, and I had a toddler!  There was only one bathroom.  Our daughter was potty trained, and there was some competition for toilet time.  The kitchen was too small for more than one person at a time, and the dining area not nearly large enough to seat all our family for holidays and birthdays.   And storage space, well, let it suffice to say that we had to use the trunk of the car for things most people would put in a utility closet.

In the San Francisco Bay Area where we live, home prices are astronomical.  Our little condominium was worth more than two hundred thousand dollars.   We needed more than twice that to buy even a modest older home, and we just couldn’t afford the mortgage. My parents lived close by in the same home I grew up in.  I would drive through my old neighborhood, and see new families in the houses that used to be occupied by my young friends.  The schools near my childhood residence are the most sought after in the area, and the homes, though old, sell for premium prices. “How can these young families afford to live in a nice established neighborhood like this?” I would agonize.   

Back in our own cramped quarters, we had a routine, my little girl and I.  After bath time, I would snuggle up with her in her tiny toddler bed, and we said our prayers.  “God Bless Mommy and Daddy, Papa and Grandma, Gammy, Niki, Lisa, Papa and Grandma Carolina, Cindi, Danny, and Emily.”  Then I would ask Julia what she would like to thank Jesus for today.   She loved this part.  She would look around her room, and pick a stuffed animal, her shoes, a doll, whatever seemed special at the moment.  Sometimes she would put her little arms around me, and say “Thank you for my Mommy and Daddy!”

But on one particular evening, nothing seemed to be special enough.  I made some suggestions, but she shook her head.   “No, not that.”  She looked around her small cluttered room, and then smiled as inspiration struck her.  She put her dimpled little hand on the wall next to her bed, and said proudly “Thank you for my wall!”  She patted the wall soundly, “Amen!” 

“Amen,” I repeated.

Snuggling close, I curled my legs up, and held my child as she drifted off to sleep.  Leave it to a child, I thought, to put everything back into perspective.  The wall separated her warm cozy bed from the dark night.  It kept strangers out, and those she loved in.  Everything she loved, everything she needed, was on her side of the wall.  Nothing else mattered.  Why didn’t I see that before?  “Forgive me, Lord,” I thought.  “And thank you for my wall.”